Selected jokes, aphorisms and definitions ...... Issue 6, 01.07.00

~ QUESTIONS and ANSWERS ~


- What's the meaning of life?
- The meaning of life is in searching for the meaning of life.
(c) * Pro

- Where do real men abide?
- Real men don't abide, they divorce.
(c) * Tom Cat

- Doctor, will I live?
- What's the use?
(c) NN

- How many children should there be in a family?
- One is too few, two are too many.
(c) NN

~ ANSWERS to APHORISMS ~


- If you aren't being noticed, you've been perceived.
(c) * Hmury.
- And if you're naked, chances are you're still being perceived.
(c) * tuteyshi

- Better to have a belly from beer than a hump from labor.
(c) proverb
- Belly is not from beer, it's for beer.
(c) NN

- Never argue - always stand your ground.
(c) B.Show
- Only after standing your ground, you realize that you were standing in the wrong place.
(c) * Solnyshko

- The last plus is always a grave marker.
(c) * Phil
- Not every cross is a plus.
(c) * Slava

- Murphy's law: The day you come to work on time, your boss will be late.
(c) * Pro
- Murphy's law: The day you put on a tie, someone will step on it.
(c) * Slava

~ FUNNY DICTIONARY ~


JUSTICE- when the court finds for you.
(c) NN

OATH- an assurance that arouses suspicion.
(c) Victor Krotov

ANESTHESIA- a magical means for a doctor to curb patients' advice during surgery.
(c) NN

BACCHANALIA- a party at your neigbors' that you haven't been invited to.
(c) A. Unekhovsky

LOVE- the art of losing.
(c) NN

~ MEDICAL WISE ~


A well-tied person doesn't need anesthesia.
(c) NN

A cold being cured will subside in seven days. And the one not being cured - in a week.
(c) NN

You can't cure sclerosis, but you can forget about it.
(c) F. Ranevskaya

Small doses of alcohol are safe in any quantity.
(c) NN

A cigarette shortens your life by 3 minutes, but a video shortens it by an hour and a half.
(c) NN

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