Selected jokes, aphorisms and definitions
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Issue 15, 10.10.00
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~ QUESTIONS and ANSWERS ~
- Where is that thin line between 24:00 and 0:00?
- Exactly in the middle of the interval between 23:00 and 1:00.
- How are you?
- Keep waiting!
- What should a human being be?
- Human.
- My love, can it be that we are made for each other?
- Do we have to?
- Why does a chicken need wings?
- Well, it's like a college diploma...
~ ANSWERS to APHORISMS ~
- There are so few people in life whom you can trust.
- Trust only yourself. And rarely.
- What can be worse than not knowing and then suddenly forgetting.
- It's hard to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if it's not there.
- Pluralism in one head is schitzophrenia.
- Ignore realism, and you won't have schitzophrenia.
- Human eyes see others' things better.
- The devil puts a touch of honey in a neighbor's wife.
- Better dinner with no appetite, than appetite with no dinner.
- Better pants with no belt than a belt with no pants.
~ FUNNY DICTIONARY ~
ABSOLUTE QUIET- when one hears as a fly is planning to fly.
ELOQUENCE- the ability to sell a comb to a bald man.
IDEAL HUSBAND- a deaf-mute deep sea captain.
STUPIDITY- everything the others say that's contrary to your opinion.
ATHEISM- a revelation on nonexistence of god, sent by him.
~ USEFUL ADVICES ~
If you love a woman, love one you wouldn't mind showing to your wife.
If you have people over, and not enough food, put a mirror on the table, and the food will visibly double!
If you want your deeds to match your words, keep quiet and do nothing!
If your parachute didn't open, try to enjoy the flight, as you won't get another chance.
If nothing else helps, read the manual!
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