Selected jokes, aphorisms and definitions
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Issue 16, 06.10.00
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~ QUESTIONS and ANSWERS ~
- Hmm, why am I talking to myself?
- Whom are you asking?
- If you want to be healthy ...
- Useless!
- Why do goats have sad eyes?
- They aren't sad, they're clouded with deep philosophical questions...
- Why do people procreate?
- Son, people procreate so children can ask these questions!
- What's the difference between first love and last love?
- First love is when you want to, but can't yet. Last love is when you want to, but already can't.
~ ANSWERS to APHORISMS ~
- If you want to live in harmony - harmonize
- If you want to live in harmony, live alone!
- Modesty becomes a woman.
- Don't want to spend money?!
- One quickly gets used to good things.
- And it's a bad habit that's very hard to shake!
- Those who belittle themselves want to be aloof.
- He, who never fell, never raised himself.
- Unhappy is he who thinks that everyone around him is happy.
- On the contrary, happy is he who thinks that everyone around him is unhappy.
~ FUNNY DICTIONARY ~
LOGIC- an art of being confidently erroneous in your correctness.
SIN- something that is a sin to complain about.
REALITY- that which refuses to disappear even after you stopped believing in it.
GUESTS- people who give you pleasure twice: when they come and when they leave.
TO INSURE- to intimidate someone with fires or accidents.
~ VITAL WISE ~
If a man gives flowers to his wife with no reason, he must have a reason.
You can bring a horse to a stream, but you can't make it drink.
You can only support yourself on something that resists you.
The more arguments you win, the more friends you lose.
A lamb has its own view of shish kebob.
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